And The Dead-Beat Dad Of The Century Award Goes To…?

*Drumroll Please…*

PHILANDER RODMAN!!

       (Thank you, Thank you, you’re far too kind)

 

Stats:

# Of Years Acive: 150

# Of Children: 29

# Of Baby Mamas: 16

Amount Of Child Support Paid Yearly: $0

# Of Hoes HandCuffed: 0

# Of Hugs And Kisses Given To Children: 0

# Of Times The Word “Love” Slipped Out Of His Mouth: 0

Mac Efficiency Rating: 10.0

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